Home » Nintendo confirms new Metroid game in development
Take a look at this pdf!
http://web.comhem.se/~u46112885/Metroid.pdf
haha, no I’m only kidding you, we can have some fun, can’t we? Sadly, it’s only in my head… actually, it’s not even in my head anymore, I wiped it out a couple of years ago to make room for more important stuff. I don’t know how old it is, maybe 4 years old, maybe 2.. maybe more, but not less, had it been less well then I would have still had a pretty clear image in my head. I posted it here a while ago because I felt like the ideas were a bit dated by now, and that’s not fun. I write strange headings like “the million dollar question” in the end.. which I guess was meant as a joke since… well, it’s pretty unimportant stuff so it has to be meant as a joke. I know that I have updated the pdf once as well, that’s the part that’s in the end as well, the balrog sequence that retro used in metroid wii. I added that after seeing a trailer for that game and I thought it was a fun idea. So, yeah, that’s what I remember the most, that, and the fact that I’ve afterwards been thinking a bit about making it impossible to kill enemies, that you can only stun them. After all, it’s in the future, and killing is not allowed by mankind, if there’s a covert operation, you stun the enemies and transport all the master mind criminals to prison, like a surgical operation. So how do you make boss fights fun then if it’s just for you to go in, stun them, and teleport them back to base? Well, I don’t know, but I mean, well, you could just take the approach that bigger enemies need more stuns, most foot soldiers probably only need one stun, but a big, freaking dragon might need.. a lot more. Bigger is better.
hahahahaha… “damn, I was really hoping Nintendo would confirm a new Metroid game. damn you carlllll!!!!”
hahahahahaha (mad laughter)
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Comments
Comment from Doug Dummer
Time 07/18/2008 at 2:07 AM
You should really take this “hilarious” article down. People are gonna hate your guts, especially during E3 week. For shame…
Comment from hawke
Time 11/27/2008 at 3:54 PM
u dun joke about metroid. thats worse than blasphemy!
Comment from Carl
Time 11/28/2008 at 6:52 AM
u are right, u can shoot me.. do u want my home address?


Comment from Jamie
Time 07/17/2008 at 9:38 AM
L.A.M.E! Why is this “news” site so unprofessional…?